I promised you a Red Sox blog, so here is your RSB.
Ladies, you are full of bologna if you say a good head of hair on a man doesn’t matter to you. It does, and if you say it doesn’t your boyfriend/bootycall/fb falls into one of the following categories:
C.) Supercuts customer
Yes, the Sox routed the Astros 8-2 in Game 3 of the ALCS this week. Yes, JBJ CRUSHED a Grand Salami. Yes, there is a sign stealing controversy brewing (more on that tomorrow). But we have bigger things to discuss:
This was Joe Kelly all year. I could use every product from my overpriced salon on Newbury Street and my
afro curls would NEVER look that good.
Credit: Christopher Evans
I love it. Joe Kelly has become one of my fav Sox players this year. Like any relationship, we’ve had our ups:
And our downs:
But the flow has stayed consistent. That is until the 9th inning of the Game 3 of the ALCS when Flowy Joey debuted this:
I’m mad and I want answers. Well after the playoffs that is. I’m not trying to rock the boat when the bullpen that supposedly has more holes than Camp Green Lake has been performing as well as they have (knocks on wood). But I won’t rest this off season until I know what happened to those locks of love.
“Sometimes a loss is the best thing that can happen. It teaches you what you should have done next time.”-Snoop Dogg
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